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Jun 14, 2008

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I've finished a couple of races here and there...

Short-Term Running Goals:

Maybe one day I'll be enough of a runner to run a race.

maybe not...

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My ultimate long term goal is to die young as late as possible...

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Rule #1:  Cardio - Zombies lead a very active lifestyle, so should you.

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"If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights." - Victor Hugo 

 "Running is good for the mind. It cleans the conscience and relieves the stress." - the Howling Commando himself, Benn Griffin 

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I usually go to a Wednesday lunch devotional sponsored by the Wesley Foundation here on campus, and today I got a copy of the best prayer I've seen in a while, called the Wesleyan Covenant Prayer:

I am no longer my own, but thine.

Put me to what thou wilt, rank me with whom thou wilt.

Put me to doing, put me to suffering.

Let me be employed for thee or laid aside for thee,

exalted for thee or brought low for thee.

Let me be full, let me be empty.

Let me have all things, let me have nothing.

I freely and heartily yield all these things to thy pleasure and disposal.

And now, O glorious and blessed God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,

Thou art mine, and I am thine.

So be it.

And the covenant which I have made on earth,

let it be ratified in heaven.

Amen.

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"If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement." - Homer Simpson

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sibilance 

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"No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately." - Michel de Montaigne  

 

The link to these was just sent to me via email, so here are a few pictures from the Mt. Cheaha 50k a week or so ago.  We've got a few of the creek crossing, and for those of you who have read about them for so long, finally some photo evidence of my race-ending heel clicks...



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I think this is my last run before the Delano Day. This tapering business never really sits well with me, but I figure that I ought to let any nagging overuse injuries subside.  

Now all that's left is to do it...

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"The heights by which great men have reached and kept were not attained in sudden flight, but the, while others slept, toiled upward through the night." - St. Augustine 

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Race: Delano Day (100 Miles) 19:42:53
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Quick story:  Left foot, right foot.  Repeat as necessary.

 Not so quick:

WARNING:  This report is entirely too long, too boring, and too incoherent to be of any interest, but, if you have the urge to delve into it (along with a decent amount of free time and an appreciation of eccentric activities), here it is for your perusal:

 

A few months ago, I had an idea.  I have run the Delano Park 12 Hour Run, twice as an individual and once as a relay team member, but this year I wanted to make it something more, both in terms of running and as something a bit more worth while.  I was going to start running twelve hours before the official start of the race, thereby making it a 24 hour run, and to make such silliness worth the while, I took pledges from donors who wanted to sponsor me on a per mile basis to raise money for NTSAD, the same organization for which a group ran across the state of Alabama this past summer.  The race directors for the Delano 12 both ran the full way across AL, and one of the directors, Eric Schotz, has a son, Elliott, who is afflicted with Tay Sachs Disease.  Having such a worthwhile cause provided some much needed motivation throughout the late night/early morning hours of solo running, the latter miles of painful slogging, and many miles of pounding in training.  A few miles into my run, Eliza Schotz, Eric’s wife, brought Elliott out for a few minutes, and seeing the reason for the run drove the point home that it was time to get down to business.

 

I arrived at Delano Park about 15 minutes before I needed to start, got my aid station ready (consisting of a table, a couple water bottles, bananas, and pb&j), and nervously chatted with the small crowd that had assembled to watch me start.  Promptly at 6pm (by the RD’s watch), the Delano Day was underway with me anticlimactically trotting away from the start/finish line.

 

1 mile:  8:55

 

The first mile or two went by relatively uneventfully, albeit far too quickly, and slowly, the little group that came out to watch the start thinned out (some had to go to a prerace dinner and packet pickup before getting a good night’s sleep before their own race – the Delano 12 – in the morning).  Soon, we were down to just a couple people at the park with me, which was great to have, as I had expected to be alone for quite a bit of the night. 

 

As the daylight faded into night, Fred Trouse, a good friend from Auburn who served as a pacer for me during both runnings of the Pinhoti 100, began running with me.  Fred is always a pleasure to have along for a run, given his rather wide range of past experiences that have left him knowledgeable in so many areas.  This, coupled with the fact that he is an overly kind, intuitive, and selfless pacer, makes him a sublime pacer.  In any case, Fred and I circled the 1-mile loop time and time again.

 

Since this event was in my hometown of Decatur, AL, my family could come to watch the madness.  My Illustrious Father, Darling Little Sister, and, of course, Inimitable Mother, were all on hand for the start, and took different shifts to hang out at the park.  Whereas my Illustrious Father has been to both successful 100’s and the one failed attempt to watch the carnage, Darling Little Sister and Inimitable Mother haven’t had the joy of observing such stunts.  That being the case, my Inimitable Mother took the first shift and watched Fred and me plug away the first few miles.

 

As I settled into my natural pace, several people came by the park to say hi and see how everything was going, often stopping by after picking up their race packets and eating the prerace pasta supper.  One such visitor, Spurgeon Hendrick, a fellow Pinhoti veteran and all around good guy, happens to be sponsored by the Moon Pie company, and when he stopped by to check on me, he left a few moon pies along with some new flavored versions of the moon pie.  I know; I was spoiled.

 

At one point, Fred and I were treated with a couple of kids running with us.  Mrs. Burgreen, my high school freshman history teacher, came out for an hour or so to help cheer me on and brought along her children.  It’s not often that I feel old during these events, as I’m often one of the youngest participants, but seeing Mrs. Burgreen’s three kids, all of whom ran a little, and two of whom ran a couple laps as fast or faster than me, almost made me feel like an adult, because Mrs. Burgreen was pregnant with the first one when I was in her class a decade ago.  Regardless, it was nice to see Mrs. Burgreen; she always seems to have a smile on her face and encouraging words on her lips, and I’m glad she and her progeny came out.

 

Marathon:  4:11

 

At some point, another local bunch of ultrarunners, the Fagerman’s, came out for a few laps.  They were some of the lucky participants of the Run From the Ranger 50k last December, and it was nice to have the company while Fred took a little break.

 

50k:  5:09

 

Late in the evening, yet another Pinhoti alumnus, Philip Sustar, showed up with his family and another runner or two and set up their tent for the race the next morning.  I initially assumed that they were simply going to set up the tent and then go find a hotel for the night.  I was incorrect.  Philip ran quite a few miles with me throughout the night, made sure I always had what I needed, offered up his tent and supplies to me, and even helped me change my shoes and socks after 62 miles.  Because of helping me, I don’t think Philip even got 3 hours of sleep Friday night, and he still managed to get up and run 52 miles during the race Saturday morning (all the while checking on me whenever we crossed paths).

 

Around midnight, Darling Little Sister arrived to run with me for an hour or so.  Unfortunately, she showed up right as I hit my one and only real crash of the run.  She arrived just as I was completing 35 miles, ready to run, and the only thing I could do at the time was rest my head on the aid table, sit down, and ask for warm clothes and my first round of caffeine in a week (Mt. Dew is a lifesaver at times like these).  So after around 10 minutes of recouping, I got back up and set out with Darling Little Sister for around four miles.  She is always an utter joy to run alongside, and considering the somewhat unusual circumstances, it was all the more enjoyable.  All too soon, though, her running shift was over, and she went home to get a well-earned good night’s sleep and roust my Inimitable Mother for her running shift.  In the interim, of course, Philip and Fred filled in running with me. 

 

Within 30 or 45 minutes, the Inimitable Mother showed up, and we plugged away a few more miles.  I thoroughly enjoyed my hour with her; the best way I know to describe it is that I like running with my Mama.  Before I knew it, her shift had come to an end, and she went home to roust my Illustrious Father to come out for moral support.  Around the time he showed up to check in (being the experienced crew chief from my previous 100-miler excursions), Jon Elmore, one of the race directors showed up to get his mileage in for the day.  Jon ran around 5 before taking up the responsibilities of co-race director as other runners began arriving for the race. 

 

100k:  11:46

 

Around 15 minutes before the official start of the Delano 12, I hit the 100k mark and decided to take the opportunity to get off of my feet for a few minutes, warm up, and change socks (which proved to be a gloriously wise decision).  As the race began, so did the rain.  The weather throughout the night had been perfect. Upper 40’s with a slight breeze, but the Delano 12 has a reputation of bad weather to uphold, so there was an obligatory soaking rain, wind, and (later in the day) a bout of sleet/hail.  Regardless, I donned a light rain shell, and managed to remain pretty comfortable for most of the day.

 

The first couple hours of the “official” race passed rather quickly for me, since I had the company of John Bolding, a senior runner from the Austin High School XC team.  He’s picked up a bit of an interest in ultrarunning and claims that he wants to try one out after he graduates, so I gave him a little introduction to the oddity that generally accompanies this small niche of running.

 

During the day, the miles came and went.  Having all of the other racers around was nice, and since it was a loop course, we were constantly seeing each other to offer encouragement, support, and jokes.  Even so, or perhaps because of this, the miles seemed to blend together throughout the day.

 

It was nice to see a bunch of my friends out running the race.  Almost everyone I talked to had a good day of running, and I only wish I could thank everyone I saw for the unending encouragement they offered me throughout the day.  I think Fred, who continued to plug away at the miles with me throughout the day, PR’d for the total distance that he covered in a day.  I’m not entirely sure of his total mileage, but it had to be approaching 50 (especially considering he kept on plugging away even after I had finished, even though he wasn’t officially entered in the race; he just enjoys being out there). 

 

In any case, after the final few miles (it seemed like the last 15 took forever), my Inimitable Mother and Darling Little Sister joined me for my last lap.  With a few meters to go, we even got the privilege of pushing Elliott across the finish line. 

 

100 Miles:  19:42:53

 


Chatting with Elliott at the finish

 

For what it’s worth, this is a 100 mile PR by 7:55:27.  I suspect I’ll have a hard time PR’ing by over 7 hours again in just about any event.

 

Shortly after I got done, I headed into Philip and Co.’s tent to warm up, and the combination of the fact that I couldn’t move my legs and the sudden onset of sideways sleet convinced me that I was done for the day.  In retrospect, maybe I should have gotten out and walked a few more miles.  Oh well; call me lazy…

 

While I was warming (and stiffening) up, I was giving a bit of a recap to Tony Bolan.  Tony is a friend from church who happens to be a local magistrate.  When he heard about my little overnight adventure, he sent word to the officer in charge of patrols from the police department to concentrate patrols around Delano Park throughout the night.  It was a welcome sight to see cop cars cruise by checking on things.  Tony had come out during the first couple of hours to watch, he showed up around 4am to check, and then he came out again to watch me finish.  I cannot reiterate enough how much all of the support I got from friends meant as I circled that loop time after time after time.

 

This run was perhaps the most thorough mental effort and surreal running experience I’ve ever had.  The very nature of running through the night and over this many miles causes you to cover the full spectrum of physical, mental, and emotional states, and coupling that with the knowledge that I was running for a cause served to heighten the experience.

 

Afterwards, I got to enjoy some time with a bunch of running buddies, sitting around and cutting up, well pleased with the effort.  A bunch of folks managed to go farther than they ever had before, which certainly an accomplishment.

 

I haven’t managed to total up all of the donations and pledges, but I think that somewhere around $1000 was raised for NTSAD through the run, and I’ll gladly repeat the effort if it can in any way help facilitate research or support for families and those afflicted with Tay Sachs.

 

A day later, muscularly, I’m not too sore, but the joints are screaming at me.  Totally worth it.

 

Well, yet again, I warned you that it was long and boring, but somehow you’ve made it to the finish.  I am fairly certain that I’ve left out or forgotten quite a bit of what happened, but such is the nature of the beast.  My apologies if it was a bit long, winding, and incoherent, but that’s how the run was, too.  (and I’ll post up pictures as I get them…)

 

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testing. testing. 1 - 2 - 3...

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - Mark Twain 

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Got some pictures from Delano...

Quick picture with Eliza and Elliott during a break in the rain mid-morning 


 Closer shot of me chatting with Elliott right after the finish

 Eric Gilbertson, a friend from Auburn, placed 2nd in the 12 hour by racking up 74 miles

 A bunch of running buddies from Huntsville.  They were great cheerleaders, and many of them had rather impressive runs.

 

A very tired but satisfied 100 miler

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I tried to talk myself out of running today; I really did, but I just couldn't stand it.  The weather was simply too good to pass up.

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"I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth, and truth rewarded me." - Simone de Beauvoir  

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5 @ 11; 9.5 @7

let's play nice

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marking the second half of McKay Hollow course with Kathy and Linda

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Checking first half of McKay Hollow course with Rob

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"What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do with diligence." - Samuel Johnson

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If red and blue make purple, and blue and yellow make green, then what is the sound of orange?

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5 a little earlier than later

12.2 a little later than earlier

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recently got this via email.  it takes a few minutes, but it's well worth the read.  enjoy...

Runners

by Roger Hart

We ran through blizzards, thunderstorms, freezing rain, covered bridges,
creeks, campgrounds, cemeteries, city parks, parking lots, a nuclear power
plant, county fairs, and, once, a church service. We were chased by goats,
geese, a crazed ground hog, guards (the nuclear power plant), a motorcycle
gang, an armed man in a pickup, a sheriff's deputy, and dogs both fierce and
friendly. We ran when two feet of snow covered the roads and when the
wind-chill was thirty below. We ran when it was eighty degrees at seven in
the morning. We ran on streets, sidewalks, highways, cinder tracks, dirt
roads, golf courses, Lake Erie beaches, bike trails, across yards and along
old railroad beds. Seven days a week, twelve months a year, year after year.

During the hot days of July and August, Ed ran without shirt or socks; I
always wore both. Norm ran with a screw in his ankle and joked that it was
coming loose. Ed was faster going downhill; I was better going up. The three
of us met at a race and became training partners, competitors, best friends.
We ran together on Saturday mornings, usually a twenty-mile run along the
shore of Lake Erie or a twenty-two-mile route over hilly country roads near
Ashtabula. We ran thousands of miles and more than a dozen marathons
together, but most of the time we ran alone.

We gave directions to lost drivers, pushed cars out of snowbanks, called the
electric company about downed lines and the police about drunks. We saved a
burlap bag full of kittens about to be tossed off a bridge, carried turtles
from the middle of the road, returned lost wallets, and were the first on
the scene of a flipped pickup truck.

We ran the Boston Marathon before women were allowed to enter and before the
Kenyans won. We were runners before Frank Shorter took the Olympic gold at
Munich, before the running boom, nylon shorts, sports drinks, Gortex suits,
heart monitors, running watches, and Nikes.

We ate constantly, or so it seemed. My favorite midnight snack was cookie
dough or cold pizza. Ed enjoyed cinnamon bread, which he sometimes ate a
loaf at a time. Norm downed buttered popcorn by the bucketfuls and Finnish
cookies by the dozen. We all loved ice cream and drank large vanilla shakes
two at a time.

Still, friends said we were too thin. They thought we looked sick and
worried something was wrong.

We measured our lives in miles down to the nearest tenth, more than one
hundred miles a week, over four hundred a month, four thousand a year,
sometimes more.

The smells! From passing cars: pipe tobacco, exhaust fumes, and sometimes
the sweet hint of perfume. From the places we passed: French fries, bacon,
skunk, pine trees, dead leaves, cut hay, mowed grass, ripe grapes, hot
asphalt, rotten apples, stagnant water, wood smoke, charcoal grills,
mosquito spray, roadkill. And from ourselves: sunscreen and sweat.

Some people smiled and waved. A few whistled. Once or twice a woman yelled
from a passing car, said we had nice legs. Others, usually teenage boys in
sleek, black cars, yelled obscenities, called us names, gave us the finger,
and mooned us. They threw firecrackers, smoldering cigarettes, pop cans,
half-eaten ice cream cones, beer bottles (both full and empty), squirted us
with water, drove through puddles to spray us, swerved their cars to force
us off the road, swung jumper cables out the window to make us duck, and
honked their horns to make us jump.

We saw shooting stars, a family of weasels, a barn fire, a covered wagon
heading west, and a couple making love in a pickup; we ran with deer on a
golf course, jumped a slow-moving train to get across the tracks, hid in
ditches during lightning storms, slid across an intersection during a
freezing rain, and dived into Lake Erie to cool off in the middle of a hot
run. We drank from garden hoses, gas station water fountains, pop machines,
lawn sprinklers and lemonade stands. We carried toilet paper, two quarters,
sometimes a dog biscuit.

We were offered rides by The Chosen Few motorcycle gang, old ladies, drunks,
teenagers, truckers, a topless dancer (not topless at the time but close,
real close), and a farmer baling hay, but we never accepted a single one. We
argued about the dancer.

We were nervous before races and said we'd quit running them when we
weren't. We won trophies, medals, baskets of apples, bottles of wine,
windbreakers, T-shirts, pizza, pewter mugs, running suits, shoes, baseball
caps, watches, a railroad spike, and, once, five hundred dollars. Often we
didn't win anything, although we never looked at it that way.

Ed liked to race from the front and dare other runners to catch him. I
preferred to start a little slower, stalk those whose inexperience or
eagerness took them out too fast, sneak up on them around twenty miles when
they began to look over their shoulders. I felt like a wolf, and they were
the prey. When I passed, I pretended not to be tired, and I never looked
back.

Our goal was to qualify for the Olympic Trials Marathon, to run faster and
farther, to beat other runners.

Did we ever have runner's high? Didn't it get boring? What did we think
about? Why did we always look so serious?

Sometimes. Sometimes. Running. We didn't know we did.

One spring day it rained so hard the road was one giant ankle-deep puddle,
and Ed was huffing and our feet were splashing and it struck us funny. We
laughed until we collapsed, tears and rain running down our faces. We joked
about the time Ed had to pee and caught himself showering a snake's head,
the time we got lost during a winter storm and refused to turn around, and
the time we ran by Don King's ranch and were mistaken for two boxers. (We
never understood how anyone could mistake our skinny arms for a boxer's, but
we loved it, too.)

We felt guilty about the time we ran into a church service being held in the
middle of a covered bridge, and we were too tired, too inconsiderate, too
stubborn to turn around, so we sprinted down the center aisle, dodging the
two men with collection plates, and ran out the other end of the bridge
while the congregation sang "Praise God from whom all blessings flow ..."

And the dogs! The ones that tried to follow us home and the ones that
attacked us. Take the time Ed, Norm, and I were surrounded on a dirt road by
half a dozen blood-thirsty, snarling, circling canines, each begging for a
bite. We picked up rocks, stood with our backs to one another, and yelled at
the dogs, yelled for help, yelled for anything. Then Ed threw a rock, not at
the dogs but at the farmhouse where the dogs had been sleeping on the front
porch. The rock hit the aluminum siding. Bang! Like a gun going off.

An old man came to the door. Looked at us, looked at his dogs, and I thought
we'd done it now, and he'd lift a shotgun to his shoulder, shoot us, and let
the dogs have what was left.

"Harvey, Louie, Princess, Tucker," the old man called. The dogs trotted back
to the porch, and we raced down the road.

But another time we only yelled at a growling Doberman, told it to go home,
and the owner jumped in his pickup, chased us down the dirt road, swearing
he'd shoot us for bothering his dog. We ran through a field and across a
four-lane highway, circled back through the woods, hid beneath the
underpass, and then jogged into a gas station, where we celebrated our
escape with ice-cold Cokes.

I was bitten by a Dalmatian, a terrier, a cocker spaniel, and a red-haired,
knee-high mutt. Three of the dogs escaped after drawing blood, but I caught
the mutt in mid-air and threw it over my shoulder as its teeth clamped down
on my arm. The dog sailed into a telephone pole headfirst and fell to the
ground, knocked unconscious. The owner, ignoring the blood running down my
arm and dripping onto the sidewalk, screamed at me for killing her dog. But
when she stroked the dog's head, it jumped up and bit me again.

Or the time a sheriff's deputy stopped his cruiser to protect us from a
German shepherd as large as the Poland China hog in a nearby field. The dog
jumped through the open window and landed on the deputy's lap, and, while
they wrestled in the front seat, we ran, afraid of what might happen if
either ever caught up with us.

We found pliers, purses, golf balls, bolt cutters, billfolds, money (once,
over two hundred dollars, returned to an eighteen-year-old boy--no reward,
no thanks), tape cassettes, CDs, sunglasses, school books, porn magazines, a
Navaho ring, car jacks, a fishing pole, a pair of handcuffs (no key), an
eight ball, and a black bra (36C).

We ran farther and faster. We sprinted up long steep hills by the Grand
River until we staggered and our heart rates exceeded the two hundred twenty
minus our age that doctors said was possible. We ran intervals on a dirt
track: twenty quarter-miles in under seventy seconds, the last lap in
fifty-six flat. We got light-headed, our hands tingled, and sometimes blood
vessels in our eyes ruptured from the effort.

We ran because it beat collecting stamps, because we were running towards
something, because we were running away, because we were all legs, lungs and
heart, because we were afraid of who or what might catch us if we stopped.

One winter, while running twice a day, I was on my way home from a
seven-mile run, and I couldn't remember if it was morning or night, if when
I finished I would shower and go to work or shower and go to bed. I looked
at the horizon and the stars, the passing cars, and the lighted barns for a
clue, but I couldn't figure it out. Ed often said he once went out for a run
and bumped into himself coming back from the previous one.

We lost toenails and we pulled muscles. We suffered frostbite, hypothermia,
heat exhaustion, sunburn, blisters, dehydration, and tendonitis. We were
stung by bees, bitten by black flies, and attacked by red-winged blackbirds.
Sometimes, after a long run or a speed workout, or after a marathon, our
legs would be so sore, the Achilles so inflamed, that we could barely walk,
and we'd limp or shuffle painfully when going from the couch to the
refrigerator or from the front door to the mailbox.

We treated aches with ice and heating pads, or soaked our legs in DMSO,
sometimes in Epsom salts and hot water. We tried medical doctors, surgeons,
chiropractors, acupuncturists, podiatrists, sports therapists, trainers and
quacks. We were given shots of novocaine and cortisone, told to take
ibuprofen, Tylenol, and aspirin. We were warned that we were ruining our
knees, our hips, damaging our feet, breaking down too much blood, that we
would suffer arthritis and degenerative joints.

But sometimes it was like floating, like sitting on top of a pair of legs
that you didn't think would ever get tired or slow down. It was like the
legs were yours and like they weren't. It was like being part animal, a
running, flying animal. A horse, a bird. It was like feet kissing the
pavement and effortless strides, the body along for the ride. It was like
sitting in Ed's '67 Corvette, that monster engine gulping high-octane fuel
and turning 6000 rpms, your foot ready to pop the clutch. Like freedom and
invincibility. When we ran around corners, we were jets sweeping in
formation.

We all had a resting pulse in the low forties and body fat of seven percent
or less. I was six foot two, raced at a hundred and forty-eight pounds, and
went through a pair of shoes every six weeks.

Once, I experienced chest pains, a sharp stab beneath the ribs. A Saturday
morning, twenty-two mile run. Seven steep hills. We raced up the first hill
to find out if it was my heart or not and when I did not drop, we raced up
the second and third. After six miles the pain eased off, and Ed said if it
had been a heart attack, it must have been a mild one. Thousands of miles
later, a doctor unfamiliar with a runner's heart sent Ed to the emergency
room where he was poked, prodded, hooked up, and given oxygen until Ed said
enough was enough, pulled the IV and ran home. Two weeks later he set an
age-fifty record for the mile in a local meet.

Although we ran faster and faster, we never ran fast enough. We failed to
qualify for the Olympic Trials. Still, four times we drove for hours and
slept in our cars to watch others compete for the three Olympic spots.

Then, just as we once stalked other runners, time stalked us. We began
looking over our shoulders and thinking about the marathons we had run
instead of thinking about the next race. We slowed down. Our bodies balked
at hundred-mile weeks, and it took longer to recover from a hard run.
Sometimes when the weather was bad--very hot was always worse than very
cold--we took a day off. Sometimes we would skip a day because we were sore
or tired. We stopped giving the finger to those who ran us off the roads. We
gained five, seven, ten pounds. More.

Now, Ed has a granddaughter; Norm has "screw pains," and I have a retirement
clock and deformed toes. We've turned gray, lost hair, and joined the AARP.
We run twenty-five, thirty miles a week. From time to time, we race, no
marathons but shorter races, three, four miles, maybe a 10K. We measure our
lives in days, months, and years.

Ed and Norm still live in Ohio; I moved to North Carolina, then to
Minnesota. We no longer run together, but we keep in touch and reminisce
about the time the Star Beacon ran a front-page article about a group of
snowmobilers who had ridden nearly ten miles on a day when the temperature
was five below. We had passed them on our way to a twenty-mile run. We argue
about who threw the rock at the house, whose fault it was we got lost, and
which one of us the topless dancer really wanted to take for a ride.

We complain that we're running slower than we once did and make jokes about
timing ourselves with calendars and sundials.

Sometimes when we're running we'll spot other runners ahead of us and the
urge to race comes back, and we'll do our best to catch them. Last fall
while I was running in a park, I overheard a high school cross-country coach
urge his runners to pass "the old, gray-haired guy." I held them off for
nearly a mile although it almost killed me, and, when I had completed
circling the park, I ran by the coach and said, "Old guy, my ass."

But my ass is getting old along with all the other parts. When I sometimes
fantasize about one more marathon, the fantasy seldom lasts more than a day.
Fast marathons, hundred-mile weeks, ten-kilometer races under thirty-one
minutes are things of the past.

And what did we learn from running seventy-thousand miles and hundreds of
races, being the first to cross the finish line and once or twice not
crossing it at all, those runs on icy roads in winter storms and those cool
fall mornings when the air was ripe with the smell of grapes, our feet
softly ticking against the pavement?

We learned we were alive and it felt good. God, it felt so good.
© Copyright 2001 Roger Hart. This work first appeared in Natural Bridge, the
literary magazine of the University of Missouri-St. Louis.

 

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